We call this coworker SMILE because of her perma-creeper grin

LOLison’s Boss: “Now this girl makes my day easier, she brings sunshine….makes my day so fast.”(referring to LOLison)

Hated Coworker: “Wait I dont? I do too, you know it.”

LOLison’s Boss: “Yes but Allison sings to me”

Hated Coworker: “I would too but I dont have a voice”

LOLison’s Boss: “I didnt ask you to sing”

Hated Coworker: (dies inside)